Politics of envy

Good on Prime Minister John Key going into bat for farmers amid more claims made by Labour that the agriculture sector is not paying its fair share.
Labour says it will now bring agriculture into the Emissions Trading Scheme (ETS) in 2013 to fund its $800 million research and development tax credit announced at the weekend.
Labour leader Phil Goff claims the exclusion of agriculture from the scheme was "distorting the economy".
This comes after the party last week released ‘figures’ claiming the average dairy farmer is paying less tax than a couple on the pension and raised questions about whether the agriculture sector is paying its way.
However, Key has rejected this comparison saying the Labour figures were based on turnover rather than profit, which all businesses were taxed on. This is absolutely correct.
Federated Farmers has also accused Labour of playing games with the agricultural sector again
President Don Nicolson says its latest move is linked with (Labour MP) Stuart Nash's tirade last week about farmers not paying enough tax
“It's all designed to discredit the farmers of New Zealand." Nicolson says Labour should wake up and realise the role farming played in the economy.
Labour appears to be sticking to its guns on targeting farmers with its agriculture spokesman Damien O’Connor continuing to run the partly line about farmers not paying their share.
He claims that under National’s proposal taxpayers will effectively subsidise farmers’ emissions for two more years. Labour believes it’d be better for the money used to subsidise agriculture’s contribution to the ETS spent on research and development.
However, Federated Farmers say Labour's plan will cost $47,000 per farm and could drive beef and sheep farmers out of business. The is no doubt bringing agriculture into the ETS will raise the costs of milk, butter and cheese for everyone because they would pass the costs on, as the PM has said (and will also happen if National bring farming in to the ETS in 2015).
Under National, agriculture is due to come into the ETS in 2015, but the PM has indicated that a re-elected National government could push that date out further.
Despite generating about half of the country's carbon emissions, Key said agriculture would not be "thrown to the wolves" if other countries did not get on board. "We are very conscious of the international competitiveness of our export sector. It's our largest export earner, it accounts for a lot of the potential growth in the agricultural sector in New Zealand and we think our farmers should be competitive."
Key said farmers already paid a share of the ETS costs because they were big users of petrol, diesel and power. He added that it was more difficult for farmers to mitigate their carbon emissions.
"If you are going to put an emissions trading scheme on them for the methane and nitrate gases that come from the burping and farting of animals when there is no other option, that's pretty tough on them."
O’Connor is defending the indefensible. Labour’s attacks on agriculture are petty, envious and using this strategy to drive a wedge between town and country.
The last time Damien O’Connor said something remotely sensible was when he labelled the Labour Party a “gaggle of gays and self-serving unionists”.
However, showing all the spine of a jellyfish – as he currently is in regards to Labour’s attacks on the agriculture sector – O’Connor soon backed away from these comments when the gaggle in caucus put the heat on him. Let’s hope his cowardly loyalty to Labour is rewarded the same as it was in 2008 when voters turfed him out of office.

Budget doomsday proponents in raptures

Apparently the world did not come to a spectacular end on 21 May 2011 as an unheard of American preacher had predicted it would.
According to Harold Camping, an 89-yearold evangelical broadcaster for Family Radio Worldwide, the big news for Judgment Day – other than a series of killer earthquakes— was going to be "the Rapture," a supernatural event featuring "the mother of all heavenly jet streams catapulting Christians by the millions into the stratosphere to meet Jesus".
He also predicted that some people (non Christians I assume) would be left alive on Earth and "experience 153 days of torment".
Unbelievably, Camping’s prediction – broadcast to tens of thousands around the world prior to the big day – actually saw some people giving up their jobs and euthanizing their pets in preparation for the mass exodus to heaven. There’s nought as queer as folk!
However, after awakening to find the earth still in one piece and that the world’s population intact on May 22, it was evident that the good preacher’s prophecy was about as accurate as your average long-range weather forecast or Treasury’s economic growth predictions.
Speaking of which – according to the Labour Party, unions, as well as a list of other nut jobs, whingers and moaners – Armageddon didn’t happen on May 21 either, but actually occurred two days earlier on 19 May 2011 when Finance Minister Bill English arose in Parliament to present this year’s Budget!
English had some pretty sobering news for the country. A $16.7 billion deficit meant some cuts will be made to things like KiwiSaver, Working for Families, the public service and the student loans schemes. He also forecast that there will be partial sales of some state assets to raise funds to pay off the huge mountain of debt New Zealand now faces.
However listening to the moral outrage and doomsday predictions that came from Labour after the Budget was delivered you would have been forgiven for thinking that English had eaten a number of freshly born babies – rather than the rather unremarkable and austere plan he unveiled.
The hapless and increasingly hopeless Phil Goff screamed that he had gutted KiwiSaver, destroyed Working for Families and demolished the public service. Meanwhile, Labour’s permanently smug finance spokesman, David Cunliffe (silent T as he has been dubbed) cried how the document basically meant the end of New Zealand and the mass murder of its population
Goff and Cunliffe’s hysterics over the Budget made Pastor Camping’s crazy end of the world prediction look quite rationale in comparison. While Goff and silent T were both full of ‘the-end-is-nigh’ rhetoric, they were remarkably short on any proposals to bring the books back into black.
Despite these most dire post-Budget predictions, I awoke on May 20 to discover that the sun still rose, the birds still sang and life continued to carry on as per normal. I was reminded of the comments made by NZ Sceptics’ Vicky Hyde following the failure of rev Camping’s Rapture to eventuate.
"These sorts of things play of people's fears a great deal and we've seen a great deal of harm,” she opined. “Every year we see predictions that the world will end one way or another.
"I've lived through so many now and we haven't actually seen the world disintegrate yet. We should hold these people to account - we should remember when they fail because they fail every time."
Messrs Goff, Cunliffe et el should take note of the redoubtable Hyde’s views before crying wolf anymore over the Budget!

What John wrote to Don

New ACT leader Don Brash's highly publicised letter of resignation to National leader and Prime Minister John Key made a lot of headlines a couple of weeks back when it was ‘leaked’ to the media. However, a now discovered ‘leaked’ copy of John Key’s reply to Dr Brash has come to light. It makes for interesting reading…

Hon Don Brash
ACT Party Leader
C/- Not in Parliament Buildings (until after Nov 26 2011)
The ACT Party Bunker
Epsom
Auckland

Dear Don,
It was with a very heavy heart that I received your letter of 12 May 2011, resigning your membership of the National Party to take over the leadership of the ACT Party.
Funny, how you only sent this letter to me – and publicly released it on May 12 – after actually officially securing the ACT Party leadership on April 30.
It seems, Don, you can’t commit to anything long-term – just ask Mrs Brash no.1 and no. 2 – so no surprises on that front.
You also express mounting dismay at the performance of my Government and mention your ambition to staunch the flow of our best young minds to more successful countries.
Again Don, somewhat ironic. How can you bang on about keeping the best young minds when you and your fellow septuagenarian Roger Douglas have just purged the ACT of the relatively young at heart Rodney Hide as leader?
In your letter, you pose a number of questions. Let me try and answer these.
Why are you continuing Labour’s wasteful spending?
You ask why we have not wound back on the Clark Government’s squandering of our people’s hard-earned resources, specifically:
• The waiving of interest on student loans;
• Tightening up Working for Families;
• Cost of KiwiSaver subsidies;
• Subsidising doctors’ visits for higher earners;
Simple answer Don – votes. As a former banker (and not with a silent w) Don, I thought you would be able to count. The fact is the policies you and ACT promote garner between 1-5% support, while my Government is sitting on an average of about 48%.
Do the math, Donny boy!
Why are you stopping young people from working?
You also claim that in Opposition National opposed getting rid of the minimum youth wage, but in Government voted against a bill to bring back youth rates. You accuse me of depriving another 12,000 young people of the chance to get a foot on the job ladder.
Don, that is not fair. National is an equal opportunities party and you will find that under our watch it is not just young people who have lost their jobs, but people of all ages, races, colours and creeds.
Why did you change your position so completely on the Emissions Trading Scheme?
You also claim that in Opposition both you and I hammered Labour for seeking to be world leaders in combating greenhouse gas emissions. We argued on behalf of our farmers – the lifeblood of this nation – that instead we should be fast followers.
Don, my position on the ETS has always been flexible – depending what our latest polling information says. Meanwhile, I suggest the introduction of the ETS shows I am being a fast follower on this issue and fast following what the polls say.
Votes, Don, votes – that is what it is all about.
Why are you ignoring reality on superannuation?
You say how you’ve argued for the need to raise the age of eligibility for New Zealand Superannuation, so that it will still be there when people need it.
Good on you Don. You are definitely walking the talk. By knifing Rodney and taking over the leadership of ACT at the age 70 shows that you are far from retiring – or shy!
You also criticise my promise to resign as Prime Minister rather than put up the pension age, claiming this is irresponsible and what New Zealand First voters voted for not National voters.
Is there any truth to the rumours Don that both you and Roger Douglas will be doing the rounds of the nation’s rest homes, in the lead up to the election, canvassing the youth vote for ACT? I am not sure Winston Peters will not be too happy with you invading his turf and trying to surf the silver Tsunami to electoral victory!
Why are you widening, not closing, the Transtasman wage gap?
Your letter also says that you have grave concerns about the widening wage gap between New Zealand and Australia.
There is an easy answer to this problem Don. Just jump on a plane – along with thousands of other Kiwis who bugger off each month to the lucky country – and this gap will be gone (by lunchtime, no less!).
Finally, you sign off your turgid, bile-ridden rant with the claim: “Nobody voted for that – certainly not National voters”.
Sorry Don, but I think it is more correct to say: “Nobody voted for ACT”. Or at least bugger all did, and I don’t fancy your chances – especially with the extremist polices you are now espousing – of gaining many more votes this year.
Up yours, Don
John
PS I look forward to our coalition negotiations later on in the year.

Crying over spilt milk (prices)

The Commerce Commission is expected to release the findings of its investigation into pricing of milk on the local market within the next month or so.
Its investigation will not lead to any inquiry into the domestic milk prices and nor should it.
Unfortunately, this whole ‘milk probe’ saga has been a bit of beat-up from day one. It’s been fanned and promoted by the likes of Consumer NZ and various media outlets.
Consumer NZ backs calls for an inquiry because 91% of respondents to a survey it conducted think they are paying a high price for milk. That result is hardly surprising. Any ‘survey’ of consumers asked if they’re paying too much for something and I am pretty sure a similar percentage – if not higher – would also answer in the affirmative. But that is no reason reason to hold an inquiry.
There is little doubt milk price increases are making life tough for local consumers. But the problem is straight forward – it’s just a reflection of international markets. However, the proponents for a price inquiry have not let too many facts get in the way of their story. They have consistently either failed – or refused – to accept the rise in domestic retail prices is linked to global markets paying near-record prices.
Perhaps these whingers – as Paul Henry would say – should start a group, or even set up a Facebook page.
The reality is milk in New Zealand is actually cheap and represents good value for money. It currently retails from between $2.10 to $2.40 a litre and is packed with vitamins and minerals including: calcium; phosphorus; magnesium; zinc; Vitamin A and B12, to name but a few.
All those concerned about milk prices should pay a visit to a health food store or pharmacy and see how much this lot would set them back – before complaining about the value of milk!
These same consumers should also look at what they’re actually putting in their shopping trolleys – before blaming Fonterra, dairy farmers and/or supermarkets for their growing budgetary problems.
A recent MAF report, on domestic milk pricing, found average weekly household spending on fresh milk in the year to June 2010 was $5, compared with $4.60 in the year ending June 2007.
Meanwhile, “for comparison”, the same report found that – during this same period – the average spent on soft drinks went up from $2.70 to $3.30 a week.
Despite the somewhat peculiar comparison – of unhealthy, sugar-laden soda water with very healthy, mineral-rich milk – the fact is New Zealand shoppers have happily shelled out more for increases in soft drink than milk. Yet we have not heard any consumer lobby-led outcry into Coca Cola’s pricing policy.
Unfortunately, claims about over-priced milk on the domestic market were swirling around for a month or two before Fonterra actually decided to front-foot the issue. This left a vacuum that self-serving politicians and media types happily filled with misinformation and baseless claims about milk prices.
Somewhat belatedly, the diary giant rolled out its outgoing chief executive Andrew Ferrier to fight the good fight. His explanation was simple, but effective.
“Milk prices always track the world market ... the reality is it’s a cyclical market. The world is buying dairy products on that market and New Zealand is no different from anyone else in the world.”
And dairy products are very hot right now. So hot – in fact – that during March Fonterra recorded its highest ever month of exports with 229,000 tonnes shipped around the globe during the month and earning the country $1.2 billion in much-needed export earnings.
That’s something all New Zealanders should be celebrating – especially when the country is borrowing $300 million a week to pay its bills!
In the meantime, I note that petrol prices are at record levels.
Perhaps all the potential fans of the ‘Subsidise Local Milk Prices Now’ Facebook page could insist the Commerce Commission to carry out an immediate investigation!

Is it really that news worthy?

How come when a couple of British toffs decide to get married and it is worthy in New Zealand of 12-hour TV news specials on the day, as well as kilometres of coverage in magazines and newspapers, and radio stations broadcasting live from London a week or so beforehand?
It is all very nice that Wills and Kate are tying the knot, but is it really worth all this fuss 12,000 kilometres away in a far forgotten part of the former British Empire?
Short answer – no!
However, what the media realise is that it will be a ratings winner and earn a fortune in advertising revenue. So – volia – we have wall-to-wall Will and Kate crap on TV and in the papers for months to come! And that’s the reason why all the woman’s magazines in this country are still quick to put any minor royal on to one of their covers – as they know it sells.
Sure William will one day be King. But that is after his grandmother finally pops her clogs and his father has also departed from this mortal coil. And – going by the longevity of the Windsor family – that could be some 50-plus years away, which by then New Zealand will probably be a republic!
Prince William looks a nice enough young man, if a bit boring (he reminds me of the Harry Enfield character: ‘Tim Nice, but Dim’). Meanwhile, Kate Middleton is cute-looking, but about as exciting as the final session of a long, drawn-out cricket test match.
To be fair, the more interesting royal is William’s younger brother Harry – due to the fact he parties hard, shoots people, dresses up as a Nazi and is a bit of a mad rooter. I could probably understand all this media fuss if the world’s most infamous royal ginga – since his nut-job aunt (Fergie) – was walking down the aisle. That’s because we know his marriage will eventually end up being a train wreck and make compelling reading.
I also get the feeling that Kate’s parents – especially her mother – are so desperate to be part of the upper-class set, and make a few quid on the side, that they would sell their soon-to -be princess’s bridal underwear to the highest bidder. So don’t be surprised when you see Kate’s wedding knickers end up on E-bay!
My major disbelief over all the royal wedding hype in this country is not fuelled by any fervent, anti-monarchist feelings. In fact, I am quite ambivalent about the royal family and actually reckon the Westminster model of Government works pretty well here. I certainly don’t see any pressing need for own republic-status and president.
What I can’t understand is how and why in 2011, New Zealand needs to be saturated with wall-to-wall media coverage of Will and Kate’s big day. If it were a couple who were more relevant and important to our country’s fortunes – like Dan Carter and Honor Dillon – then maybe I could understand it a little more.
Roll on April 30 and something far more newsworthy!