Nobody asked mey, but ... I caught a glimpse of Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney on the TV the other night and was overcome at what an ugly bugger he really is.
With those sticky out, jug ears, balding head and a face only his mother could love; only confirms the fact that young Wayne was at the very back of the queue when the big fella was dishing out good looks. There is no doubt he is a gifted footballer, but I am sure his uncanny ability to score goals has no doubt helped with his ability to score such a good looking wife as well.
I am convinced that if he was just a factory worker, office wallah or Nigel Nobody his sheer unattractiveness would mean that in the real world the only thing he could pull - apart from himself - would be kind of wife my mother euphemistically labels as a rather 'plain' girl. However, I've seen Rooney's wife and she is far from plain. In fact, she is rather tasty which does not seem right with him being so untasty. The only consolation I take from this injustice is that Mrs Rooney does appear to be rather stupid - which I am sure her husband is as well.
I know that is a terribly shallow thing to be blogging about. But I'm the first to admit that when it comes to good looking woman - I am about as deep as a puddle. I like good looking women and I am fascinated at how less than good looking men attract them.
If I am honest. This is probably just as much about envy - because as a very, average looking guy I have never been overwhelmed by attractive female attention. (I have to say,I am still amazed how I managed to attract such a good looking wife-to-be!But as they say - I am not complaining!)
Speaking of ugly footballers and the the good looking woman they attract - what about John Terry? Now the former captain of England - who recently lost his arm band because he was caught shagging the ex-model, girlfriend of a team mate - is no oil painting either. However, despite his physical shortcomings he still manages to attract what the Poms like to describe as top-notch Totty.
The question is how come Terry and Rooney are not married to a couple of Cessna's(you know; a little plane) girls rather than the Lear jets they seem to have dripping off them?
Yet this phenomena of ugly men attracting good looking woman is not just confined to the ranks of English soccer stars and their WAGs. It is rampant in the business world too. An excellent example example of this can be summed in two simple words : Donald Trump! He is one ugly bastard, but has never been short of a good looking female. Hugh Hefner would be another example - plus he is really old which makes it creepy with him hanging around with 20-something blond bombshells.
In New Zealand, we see a guy like All Black Ali Williams - who is below average looking on a good day - trotting out with quite a good looking girl. Even the decidedly unattractive Ron Brierly was always seen with a lovely thing on his arm.
So what is it that all these buggers have that can attract good looking women? We can safely deduce it is not their looks, so what could it be?
One word - money! It is is the only common factor all these ugos have in common.
Someone once said that all women were whores and only the price they charged varied. A rather cynical view one may think, but in the case of these female companions it looks more like the ugly truth!
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