Nobody asked me… but:
- Why do B-grade actresses Lucy Lawless and Robyn Malcolm command so much media attention about their views on global warming and mining?
- Do both these thespians (not pronounced with a lisp) also have careers as climate scientists and geologists - instead of waiting on tables - in between acting gigs?
- If Xena Precious Worrier is so concerned about global warming then how come she has the carbon footprint the size of Sasquatch?
- Has any media ever questioned her on how she can happily fly between LA and NZ on a regular basis, but then lecture the rest of us about the evils of climate change?
- Is Robyn Malcolm really acting when playing a past-her-best, talentless, westie, slapper in Outrageous Fortune?
- Am I the only one who thinks Outrageous Fortune Has Jumped the Shark?
- How many people actually participated in the anti-mining march in Auckland? Was it 50,000, 40,000, 20,000 or 15,000?
- Is it because lefties and hippies can’t count?
- Unless it is how much welfare benefit they are entitled to?
- Why would anyone ever want to be Terry Serepisos’ apprentice?
- Unless you want to learn how to avoid paying council rates?
- Who built those ugly old shed on Queens Wharf and why haven’t they been knock down before now?
- Aren’t 7 Jaffa’s on a stick the perfect logo for the new Auckland Council?
- Is Rodney Hide trying to become a Jaffa with his bad spray on tan?
- How come the only thing the Green Party seems to support is legalising marijuana?
- Does this make them really dopey?
- Why are NZ’s Super 14 teams so crap?
- Who the hell is Justin Bieber?
- Missing Sunrise yet?
- Has anyone actually noticed it got the chop?
- Does anybody care?
- Will UK PM Gordon be brown bread?
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