Some random questions

Nobody asked me, but ...
- Will Shane Jones be using his parliamentary credit card to take advantage of this weekend’s sale on shoes and clothes at the Warehouse?
- What does notoriously humourless and militant feminist wing of the Labour Party think of Shane Jones’ choice of hotel viewing?
- Why was Jones watching all that porn... have you seen the state of his wife?
- Does this change what keeping up with the Jones’s actually means?
- And would you really want to keep up with Jones?
- If Jones ran for leader of the Labour Party would his theme song be “Porn to Run” or would it be “Porn Free”?
- Did all those political pundits who picked Shane Jones to be a future Labour PM get misunderstood when they actually said he was ‘porn to rule’ rather than ‘born to rule’?
- Does “Honest” Len Brown’s latest ‘pig in the trough of public money’ antics of using the council credit card to buy his family’s Christmas ham actually make him a cannibal?
- Therefore is Brown's council credit card use ham-fisted?
- How does Chris Carter’s lifetime partner feel after discovering that flowers bought for him by the former Minister were paid on his parliamentary credit card?
- Could the north of England saying: “There’s nowt as queer as folk” be an apt political epitaph for Chris Carter?
- Can Sonny Bill Williams actually play rugby?
- Should it actually be Money Bill Williams?
- Following his drunken antics on a recent flight home and the numerous mini bar purchases put on his parliamentary credit card does Trade Minister Tim Grosser have a problem with the piss?
- One would understand Susan Boyle’s bodyguard resigning if he was being pressured to have sex with her, but when it is Brittany Spears?
- Was the $500 Parekura “Pie-eater” Horomia charged to his parliamentary credit card at the Chinese restaurant just for his entree?
- How could anyone ever think that buying golf clubs or a mountain bike was ever a legitimate ministerial expense?