Just wondering!

Nobody asked me…but:

- I don't suppose Sir Peter Jackson will be casting Robyn Malcolm for any roles in the upcoming Hobbit films any time soon!

- Maybe if he is looking for someone to clean out the portaloos on set – and she is willing accept minimum wage like her Mexican counterparts in Hollywood?

- Is Phil Goff meeting with Julia Gillard because it's the only realistic way he’s ever going to see a Labour prime minister in Australasia while he is leader?

- Will Chris Carter still be on Phil Goff’s Christmas card list?

- Anyone else find it rather ironic that the only protests held during Labour weekend were anti-union ones?

- Does new Auckland ‘supercity’ mayor Len Brown wear his underpants on the outside of his trousers?

- And if Len Brown is the left’s answer, then it must have been a really stupid question!

- Has CTU boss Helen Kelly ever worked in a job where she had to employ people?

- Will Sonny Bill Williams’ shoulders explode if he pushes anymore weights?

- When will Allan Hubbard’s group of mindless supporters officially be declared a dangerous cult?

- Are the Black Caps really that crap?

- Or is the Bangladeshi cricket team just getting better?

- Was justice served with Bill Wilson’s resignation from the Supreme Court?

- Will Tony Veitch’s theme song be The Prodigy’s ‘Smack My Bitch Up’ when he returns to front Radio Sport’s breakfast show?

- Will Christchurch now change its promotional slogan to: ‘The city that rocks’?

- Did Paul the oracle Octopuss predict his own death?